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Thanksgiving would you rather: which side dish are you?

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This quiz is ten Thanksgiving would-you-rather questions. Cook the whole meal or wash every dish? A leftover sandwich at midnight or cold leftovers for breakfast? The crispy edges or the soft middle? Your picks add up to one of six dishes: Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Cranberry Sauce, Green Bean Casserole, Mac and Cheese or Pumpkin Pie.

If you came here for questions to ask at the table, there are twelve more below the quiz. They work with any mix of relatives and friends, and none of them will start an argument. The results are for fun. They won't settle whose stuffing is best.

The results

12 more Thanksgiving would you rather questions

For the table, the car or the group chat. None of them are in the quiz.

  1. Would you rather carve the turkey in front of everyone or make the gravy while everyone watches?
  2. Would you rather have the big dinner at 1 p.m. or at 8 p.m.?
  3. Would you rather lose the wishbone pull every year or never get to pull it again?
  4. Would you rather give up gravy or give up rolls?
  5. Would you rather have the stuffing baked inside the bird or in its own pan?
  6. Would you rather a dog run off with the turkey or with the pie?
  7. Would you rather sit at the kids' table one more time or host the whole dinner yourself?
  8. Would you rather say one nice thing about everyone at the table or hear what they'd say about you?
  9. Would you rather eat leftovers every day until New Year's or have no leftovers at all?
  10. Would you rather cook with five people in the kitchen or with nobody?
  11. Would you rather spend the morning cooking or watching the parade?
  12. Would you rather wash the dishes alone with music on or dry while someone tells you a long story?

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